Study bean taken. Time for this white boy to lock in a little bit. #fuckexams

Big day for Chuck tomorrow. Back against the wall to graduate this year. The left wants me to fail #LANK

Yea safe to say Chuck probably won’t be ending his career that strongly tomorrow. #shrink me

Did Chuck just finish his last exam ever? Yes. Did he do well? Absolutely fucking not. #obliterate Finance 404.

Hope the left doesn’t mind this white boy having a night. #LANK

#expand the fuck out of graduation bagels. #LANK

What a way to end a 4 year run. This ceremony fuckin blows. Is it time to delete the burner. Feeling washed. #shrink this

This is my 9/11

Any ball knowers here. #LANK

Yea this is cool. But can we go a little faster I need beer. #shrink farmer

Yea this white boy finished college. Yes the left is absolutely fuming. #fucktheleft #LAGK (let a graduate know) #expand

Think we need a senior Oxford burner meet up tonight? #LANK

Yea Chuck is going to miss this place

The last drive home from school absolutely sucks. Holy #shrink

100 follower swing reveal coming sometime soon #expand

God I love some Mexicans. Spoke a little Mexican tonight #LANK

No one in this bar knows I run a midsize burner. Yes I 🪵 on the woman in the corner. #expand the hometown bars

Run my balls over buy a semi. #absolutelywould