it’s been way too long since i’ve had a funnel cake #reminiscing

do gay men say pause when they accidentally say some straight shit

tweet banged so hard the porn bots started replying

thinking about this one girl from my middle school computer class who used to play whip and nae nae in her headphones on repeat while discreetly hitting all the dance moves

"No babe, I didn't cheat on you. Also, why is your ass so fat?"

murder my whole family or have a hair stuck in my throat for the rest of my life… there’s going to be some #uncomfortable #conversations

LeBron 💔

taking my #vitamins

5’7 guys be like “my life’s a movie” uhhh yeah

i wonder how many other takes there were of channing tatum saying my name is jeff

hawaiian pizza overhated. it’d never be my #1 but to act like it sucks is crazy. y’all just aren’t real #pineapplelovers like me man

survivor and the rehearsal both ended in the same week. my life no longer has purpose

girl i’ve been romanticizing for the past few weeks unfollowed before i could shoot my shot

men used to go to war. now, they watch love island in a discord call together

fucced up in the crib watching dance moms compilations. why these women so dramatic