Oh wow.

The comments in here are great. I’d you need to liven up your day, take a scroll. It’s a mood booster.

Okay, but have you ever put an acorn in your butt at a dinner party and then tooted it out onto a salad plate 3 feet away and then turned around facing everyone with your hands up and then said “TADAAAHH!”

Can someone translate?

I doing a calendar with these. These are amazing. There are more. WeaponOutfitters.com

New Copy Pasta. This is the one.

Sir, I’m just trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty.

“FARTS smell better than running from Kabul.” Shit, I don’t even know what to say really

“And my dick is bigger than yours and making money off of death.” Yeah…kinda lost me there bro. I don’t truly know what you mean exactly but making money off death with your penis sounds pretty illegal.

“I shit better than you.” 🤷‍♂️

Good morning. This post concisely sums up the current state of the society.

Still don’t know what to make of this one. But either way it needs to be a t-shirt.

Bro, you were taking and keebler PENIS ELF.

Once upon a time in Jordan. Jaresh - Beautiful and amazingly preserved Roman site/town Al-Azraq - ancient basalt castle used my Laurence of Arabia as is HQ

JRTC and NTC are amazing training venues. They suck, but if you didn’t get anything from them my opinion is that it was probably a you issue.

I still can’t stop laughing at this. Never in my life had I ever seen someone start a sentence with “Keebler PENIS ELF.”