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Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again? bitly.xaijo.com/frederick

This apple tastes terrible. It must be the way I'm holding it. shorturl.xaijo.com/angelica

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CAN YOU BLAME ME FOR FOR WANTING TULIPS ON MY ORGAN INSTEAD OF ROSES ON MY PIANO?

Watching the gamer. Geez thanks brit for introducing me to twitter hhahahah

Camping with gio n slayer