Hey americanair! I’m on the diverted flight 642 to Charlotte. You guys have been way cool, so thanks for that! However, I’m still delayed and sort of bored... Want to give me any free stuff? Or sing me a song? Know any good jokes?

The website for Little Caesars Pizza doesn't include per slice nutritional information because they know if you're ordering their pizza you have no friends to share it with. They're just like 'enjoy your 2,800 calories alone, fatso!'.

This took a LONG time and lost of hard work by several amazing and dedicated people. Follow along for the next 75k if you want. x.com/fillmorenc/sta…

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So! MinuteClinic taught me a lesson. Better to have less cash now vs wait on hold 30 min with Smash Mouth as hold music when paying late.

Gonna be a good one tonight!! Stoked to get to add local support act Late Bloomer to the bill! What better way to spend your Friday night? x.com/fillmorenc/sta…

Happy 1st Birthday to The Underground! What a year it's been! Retweet if you've seen a show live at The Underground! 🎁🍾🎉💋

Cancelling SiriusXM is harder than the hardest breakup. She constantly calls and writes. Next call I swear she's gonna say shes pregnant...

Hey Punch Line Philly The Punch Line Punch Line Sacramento & Cobb's Comedy Club! We're hanging out soon at STAND UP LIVE! #cantwait

Hey butt! You know who is right up the interstate from Atlanta...? your pals at The Fillmore Charlotte + Underground! #bombsaway

Hey Stephen Curry! Just so you know, your invite to The Fillmore Charlotte 100% stands.

Doing a dj set at @BirdsongBrewing THIS Saturday! Evening time. Free. Come hang! #hardtoexplain

Who wore it better? Sorry Cam, I'm going with Judge Doom on this one!

Free George Papadopoulis! Somebody has to take care of Webster & Ma’am!

Yo butt it’s Chris from Fillmore Charlotte. You are killing it, per usual. Epic NYE show!

Sometimes bert kreischer hosts your company awards ceremony... When it happens, the shirts must come off. Epic night. Bert, you rule.