10 reasons you know your mom loves you. (and wastes money on you.)

I wish I could productively do two things at once.

For the last 2 days I've been thinking 18 days is three weeks.

Pro tip: pour your mug to the brim with hot water when making coffee. You'll end up with an extra sip or two.

Working hard or hardly working.

I am literally the worst on my phone this holiday. Don't reply to people for days. But when I do reply it feels like I'm putting in more effort which is good.

Get a software update the day I can upgrade.. So it's like I just got a new phone, and now I'm going to get another one.

I feel tomorrow might just be the blue'ist Monday yet.

With the music and all the people in the neelsie at lunchtime, it is basically a club, and I hate walking through a club sober.

Dear Survivor SA: Instead of saying Teal, just say Blue

What lots of people don't tell you is that the mood of your playlist is very important.

The worst thing about this cold weather is that my butter is rock hard.

Together since 3rd year, always there for me.

J waars jy

Whatsapp on a laptop is louder than bbm on a Blackberry 8520. Don't do it please

Every day I come across words which I don't know what they mean, I thought by this time I would not still have to be searching the meaning of words..

How do carpet shops (carpetstries?) still exist?

I'm starting to use parenthesis (brackets) more freely lately, in an attempt to [more] clearly convey my intention, thoughts, message, explanation, ideas. (notice I did say freely)

The peanut butter containers are so impractical, it's like they want you to not be able to get everything.

If I had to describe myself in 3 words.