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Chris

@chriswithans

'Nonplussed' correction enthusiast. 'Irregardless' normalization advocate.

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calendar_today11-07-2011 03:27:45

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“30-something single men with no job or education getting Medicaid and SNAP and TANF while sitting on great grandma’s basement couch all day downloading Fortnite skins on your taxpaying dollars will have to work or volunteer now that we’ve passed OBBBA!”

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Yes. The answer to your question is yes. If you’re receiving any direct aid, you should be subject to eligibility checks. Absolutely. 100% yes.

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I've never been scammed by any car dealers. I pay 10% over the retail price, as is the custom, and always get the extended warranty because it covers maintenance and accidental damage. Yup.

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I just got the most boomer con text imaginable from Vivek Ramaswamy's gubernatorial campaign. It's all "the woke left is destroying our colleges with anti-Israel Marxist anti-American indoctrination instead of teaching the youths to be doctors and engineers!" He's 39 years old.

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Those two guys smoking fentanyl looked at each other and said, "At least we're not as annoying as that cyclist who runs stop signs."

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Musk should give $100 gift cards to every single person who donates $1 to his new political party, just like Doug Burgum gave out $20 gift cards for his primary effort. What could go wrong.

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See, boomer cons played us for fools with this one. This was their crowning achievement, their magnum opus. They convinced us that any sort of discussion, even the smallest, about this exact thing was akin to supporting "death panels." This is their biggest W, though as with

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I literally could not get through reading the New York Times' review of the new Superman movie because it was so insufferably political. I couldn't get through the review! It's so pretentious and condescending and off-putting. I don't know if I could get through the movie.

I literally could not get through reading the New York Times' review of the new Superman movie because it was so insufferably political.  I couldn't get through the review!  It's so pretentious and condescending and off-putting.

I don't know if I could get through the movie.
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You could've scrolled down half a page and gotten party lean. Only 9% of the country doesn't lean to either R or D. 2022 was the first year that Republicans were higher than Democrats since 1991, and Republicans @ 46 share in 2024 is the highest since 1991 as well.

You could've scrolled down half a page and gotten party lean.  Only 9% of the country doesn't lean to either R or D.

2022 was the first year that Republicans were higher than Democrats since 1991, and Republicans @ 46 share in 2024 is the highest since 1991 as well.
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It’s like he asked foreign Twitter users what American Twitter users are interested in and then filtered it through AI and then tested it on Blue Sky users who recently closed their Threads accounts for not being online enough. And then went retarded.

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Haley Stevens looks like someone who was rejected from the Munsters family for being too on the nose. Mallory McMorrow looking handsome as always.