Paul Golding Ah, Blackpool I went there once for a spot of 'beach' life. After almost dying from hyperthermia, I woke up half a mile away from my original spot due to the wind. Went for a dip to warm up and got tarred and feathered (dead birds in oil slick). 1/2

Paul Golding Still, the donkey ride made up for it. The poor little, half-dead bugger was grateful for the piggyback.

Right Angle News Network books2read.com/LawfulTimes This sums it up quite nicely.

Sales are going great in India, Peru and Panama! Many thanks to the patriotic fans of medieval political satire (!) Htf? books2read.com/Svelt

"Impressive. How did you manage that?" "I'm the bloody headmaster." books2read.com/Philosafa

I wrote this satirical fantasy take on the simple exploitation of an archaic law system about nine years ago. Sadly, it has turned out to be frighteningly prophetic #uk #LawAndTheCity #Trials #labourlies amzn.eu/d/7Rx9arh

Absolutely heartbreaking 💔

Any other writers perplexed at how Amazon book sales go through obvious cycles? For example, you won't have any activity for a week, then all of a sudden, you get five book sales and pages read in Australia! This is impossible in terms of daily sales patterns

To be fair, that could be any club starting from non-league up.

Check out Grok fighting back! Classic. 🤣

Voted the worst YA Epic Fantasy book of all time, which I heartily agree with. 👍 Just 99p/98c amzn.eu/d/aZa1fSb

I've had a little altercation today and it was beautiful 🤣 Talk about being in the right place at the right time 👌🏻 I'm following my elderly dad to the garage to take his car for an MOT. I flash a car out from a junction because I'm a courteous and thoughtful driver with doing

I'm a cockney (a real one not a Danny Dyer) and my wife is a northerner, which isn't her fault, but I take the rough with the smooth 😉 Anyway, she has a completely made up dictionary. For example, she swears 'Sqoze' is a word! (Squeezed, in English). 🤣

Wasn't this a witch in Van Helsing?