going up to a guy who just set fire to an orphanage and warning him that he's about to lose my respect

co-signed

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Law enforcement arrested 15 people today in D.C, according to NBC. 15. People were being arrested by the hundreds in Ferguson for peacefully protesting the killing of an unarmed black teenager.

“you'll find me in the next life, if not in this one.” 💔

i had to check like 5 times to make sure this was actually ken’s account. i can’t believe it’s really happening 👀

my first saturday/sunday off in months, i’ve earned the right to retweet this

if i don’t retweet this, is it really opening day?

“inject this directly into my veins” feels a little on the nose these days, but—

as someone who grew up not wanting to be ~typical~ in any way, it pains me to admit how many times i’ve had to stop myself, a 30 year old straight white man, from posting about how much i love bob dylan today

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how can you not be romantic about baseball?

it’s that time again

haven’t tweeted since last opening day, and at the rate we’re going, this site will be totally unusable by next opening day. nonetheless-it’s that time again

i love you chicago. cheers to my fellow self-destructive morons 🥂

watching sports used to be an escape - now it just serves as another reminder of how wealthy elites abuse their power every single day and don't give a shit who they hurt in the process

jeremy strong is a freak and i mean that as the utmost compliment

happy opening day to all who celebrate