i need to travel back in time and tell 2004 heychris that he still is getting called gay by teenagers on the internet in the year 2022

one time i tried to bring heychris ‘s book A Life Deliberate into the psych ward with me and they confiscated it because it “wasn’t appropriate”

Which one of you bb turds drew that pic of me and my bfs?

#nationalboyfriendSday RT @dailymoonphase_: christophergutierrez RadMads @thispooIofblood hello babygirl i draw you something…please tell me what u think about it 😭😭 pic.x.com/fYQOXFvdWr

I’m here to do no harm. Only good trouble and positive fuckery. Unless it’s J*. Because fuck that racist.

Just checked in on the christophergutierrez online "drama" and yeeeeahhh, I'm checking back out ... people are weird

heychris the kinda guy to make a collage of tweets roasting him

christophergutierrez Slapping your thighs before you stand up is just an age thing. Gotta get the blood flowing again or you'll pull something. Check back on this one when you're 40+

Look, dark mode is tough on my eyes, okay?! Just be thankful you are young enough to not have this problem. Stop shaming the elderly! 👴🏼

I love how all these little bb turds out here shaming me like they won’t be suffering from the same ailments in like a decade. Just wait, fuckers. Start stocking up on Prilosec, readers, and ibuprofen now.

Loving this spike in christophergutierrez 's popularity cuz I've always been here enjoying the chaos & cat rescuing but it's good to see others tuned back in...Support the catcade and if you're in Chicago buy the shirts where cats have replaced his boyfriends faces on their album art.

Death Ally christophergutierrez We’ve been here since before he saved cats. Back when it was thursgays, selling books & having 10 whole fingers!

Soup. Tonight. 6pm (cst). IG live. Get ready.

The dudes in MCR are some of the most kind, generous, and progressive people I have ever met in this community - famous or not. While no one is innocent, I would love to see any “receipts” anyone has that would negate the good those dudes have put back into the world.

And I can say with absolute certainty, they are all genuine and kind and compassionate. Characteristics that usually get wiped away with fame. While I understand animosity weighs heavy on the soul, anyone who has a bad thing to say about those dudes can go fuck themselves.

And now I will return to my hole and fade back into the obscurity of a beautiful Chicago sunset. (insert showholer joke) BB turds💜 Asher, be nice.