Impressive farting her bag nearly to the end of the bench.

Did wordle just 'psych' me?
Ah well at least the tyranny of streaks is over.

Mum convinced b&q to open the garden centre doors. We just had to accept that if we were hit by flying plants it wasn't their fault.

I'd be grateful if you could please vote for the Rare Breeds Centre, the farm run by the charity which cares for my brother and lots of disabled adults. It's a lovely place and a worthy winner. You will also be entered into a prize draw too. Thank you x
kent.muddystilettos.co.uk/awards/vote/?c…

Just bought a goose to hold my keys.

Nathan Coley text sculpture in Eastbourne

S'up...

Was looking for a new outfit for my death talks. Never imagined it would be a £6 kids sale jumpsuit at Poundland but here we are. Bargain goth.

My new chat up line