Hey #yeg folks. Anyone have a good family doc taking new patients? Mine crossed a line today suggesting that my 15 year old will “outgrow her ADHD symptoms when she meets her husband and has babies”

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Oh Hellmann's Mayonnaise how did I go through life without Clam-o-naise? As someone who loves Clamato juice, I can only imagine the taste sensation that is Clam-o-naise. Please I implore you to #BringBackClamonaise so I can indulge in this treat and share it with friends and family.

Apparently I’ve been on here 10 years. #MyTwitterAnniversary

if you're under the age of 50 - you've never lived through an Edmonton deep freeze THIS cold for THIS long. Video & story here: edmonton.ctvnews.ca/nastiest-deep-… #yeg #yegwx

A Pandemic Haiku. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck. Fucking fuck fuck fuck.

This made me laugh and think of Michele Sliger

Here’s a picture of my happy dog to interrupt the other things you’re scrolling by.

I really hoped that maybe this time I’d have a good experience flying back through #yyz but once again Toronto Pearson is a mess to fly through. You’d think 2 hours between flights would be enough time and it just isn’t.

End of the 2nd and up 1-0. #LETSGOOILERS

Because you all liked it so much last round, here is Aircorg’s official prediction for the Battle of Alberta 👀

I wonder when Air Canada will reunite me with my bag. Mon stuck overnight in YYZ I wasn’t able to get my bag. Tues it didn’t arrive in YEG with me. The guy there said it was coming in & I’d have it around 5. Wed after 2 hrs on the phone it’s out for delivery. No update & no bag

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Hey WestJet I would sure love an update or at least an acknowledgment of our bag that didn’t make it to Antigua yesterday. Hubby and I are spending our 20th wedding anniversary trip trying to find toiletries, sandals, and a change of clothes instead of relaxing together.

Hey WestJet here I am trying again to get any kind of information or help regarding our missing luggage. Your website says 24/7 support via Facebook messenger and Twitter. I’ve tried both and got no reply from either in over 24 hours. #westjet #ruiningmytrip

Now that submissions for #Agile2023 are open, you might wonder what a good submission looks like. Nice quick read on the topic here, but ping me if you have more questions! buff.ly/3Uywmkw

If you’ve got a great product story, we’d love to hear it!

Hey Amazon issuing me a refund saying “thanks for sending the item back” for a preorder that shipped when you didn’t deliver & cancelled my order is not ok. More likely you oversold & Red Tower Books didn’t deliver or you pulled it from delivery due to issues with the books