If you are fighting with your SO, please for fucks sake stay home. Don't come sit at my bar and take it out on me. 🫠🫠🫠

I find it ridiculous that to cancel a Planet Fitness membership because you moved 4 states away you have to send a letter in the physical mail. Like for real?? The actual snail mail. 🫠 🫠

The Zava episode of Ted Lasso is pure gold!! #jesuschristsuperstar

I just paid $14 for a blackberry margarita made with smuckers blackberry jelly as the muddled blackberries. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

One reminder for last night: when Trump’s audience was giggling and clapping as he joked about sexual assault and threw out his various races tropes, it’s proof that Trump’s real superpower with his base is that he allows them to be their very worst selves without guilt or shame.

Rick Wilson That’s the whole ballgame. He didn’t deliver on any of his promises. He didn’t repeal Obamacare, didn’t make Mexico pay for his wall, didn’t lower middle class taxes, cut the deficit, bring back coal or lock her up. He’s been indicted, he’s been found liable for sexual assault,

Im 10 minutes in to this #BamaRush documentary and already horrified. 🥴

Heading to DC tomorrow!!!! 🌈🌈🌈🥰🥰🥰🥰🦄🦄🦄 #capitalpride #peaceloverevolution

Summer time ☀️🥰

This summer sucks. It's either raining or 1000 degrees. 🫠 Fuck it Im ready for fall now.

Last night my partner told me it's annoying when I'm home but boring when I'm gone. If that doesn't sum up a long term relationship....🤣🤣

Going through a box of things from when I lived in DC..found these gems! 🥰🤣 The Pug

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JUST IN - State of emergency declared in Grindavík, Iceland. Civil defense has decided to evacuate the town.

I love it!

The perfect card. 😂😂

Just found out my coworkers are a bunch of snitches. 🐍🐍🐍

I know it's been a while since I posted a new seltzer/canned drink but this shit is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Barred in DC

Me to my friends: be thankful you have a bartender friend in our group to make us fancy drinks. My friend: and I don't have to fuck you... 😂😂😂

Unpacking my bar stuff from DC (3 years later 😂) and love I found this! The Pug