Just FYI for anyone looking to find a Switch 2, don't trust antonline because they'll happily take your money and when your package gets stolen from FedEx sorting center they'll do absolutely nothing about it. SCAM

*Taps mic* I've lost 22 pounds in less than 3 months

My Therapist: It's pretty scary how good you are at compartmentalizing your feelings about a situation. Me: Thank you! My Therapist: That wasn't a compliment... No high fives were had

The Great Scootering: Terminus. 8/22/25.

ONE HOUR FROM NOW! Block with Guardians Mental Health from 7PM-9PM PST CHAOS RAID WITH THE HOMIES BIRTHDAY STREAM TOMORROW! twitch.tv/guardiansmh tiltify -> tilt.fyi/BocscoBwDf #Destiny2 #MentalHealthMatters #GuardiansMH #Charity Tiltify

*AHEM* I've lost 28 pounds in less than 4 months

Do you remember when you joined Twitter but for some reason it's called X now? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversaryButItsXNowEvenThoughNoOneCallsItThat

Say hello to my new Kitty. His name is Mango and he's afraid of farts.

Just crop dusted the christ out of a small child in Lowe's. Poor kid didn't know what hit em

FOOTBALL

Down 30 pounds so im not gonna complain, but my boxer briefs are baggy. Ive lost 6 inches on my waist. I broke out old clothes I was too fat for and now I've lost too much weight for them to fit too.

*clears throat* I've lost 33 pounds in less than 5 months

In case you're wondering, I am alive, I'm still bald, I WILL be streaming again, and will remain bald.

Way to call me out! 🤣🤣🤣 #Destiny2MOTW #Destiny2

What if I streamed tonight?

TONIGHT! WE FIND OUT EXACTLY HOW MANY LICKS IT TAKES TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP CUZ I KNOW THAT OWL IS FULL OF SHIT

It's 637 licks... confirmed

I think I might be back... Pop in tomorrow at 8pm ET

*deep breath* I've lost 40 pounds in less than 7 months