I live in a world where my youngest stepdaughter thinks chocolate salty balls is purile. Where did we go wrong? youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY

So, to summarise, this is the bit where the king is stripped and covered in oil while we all sing Zadok the priest.

If anyone has recently changed their opinion of Boris Johnson based on today's report, then they should take a long hard look at themselves as they are a part of this problem with today's politics.

Wasn't this an album by the Fall? Marc Riley ⚽️🍺🐳

I hate it when people "body shame". Look at this. Just look at it. What a cunt.

There is a better way of doing politics, and Tories and Republicans should be nowhere near it.

I have every sympathy for that man that's not well on my train to Birmingham but for fuck's sake, if you're going to throw up have the fucking decency to go to the toilet instead of filling up a bag on your lap.

Just doing a little search on my local MP, 63, Conservative, lives in Surrey and there's 2 prominent themes. He has recently spoken about potential war crimes and UK govt being complicit, and someone matching his description has been arrested. The 2 can't be coincidence can it?

I love my mum, dearly but every time she sends me a Jacqui Lawson card, it is always skip to the end. Ffs.

6 weeks to go, not just to sack the government but to make the Tories redundant.

Guilty. Hahaha haha!

Neil Kinnock's reaction to George Galloway losing his seat was priceless.

So far, a lot of Tories are naming a number of reasons they've lost, but at no time has anyone said, other than one, I think in Swindon, we lost this election because we repeatedly lied to you.

I don't understand why the media and commentators are being so coy about the failure of the Conservatives. It's not covid, partygate or the minibudget per se. It's the multiple and consistent lies.

Disco football

Am not quite sure I'm fully awake, but Test Match Special has just spent the last 5 minutes discussing fingering and tonguing.

Not that I have a favourite but if you asked me to rank my step kids it's cat,3,1,2.

The irony of rich people like Jeremy Clarkson protesting about possibly paying a bit more tax when a few years ago protesting civil servants should be "executed".