engaging in the ancient and powerful tradition of drunk girl running

this was the best gift of my life. i’ve never seen austin powers

sorry guys, can’t hang out tonight. Oppenheimer just blew a huge load of emotion inside me

This summer, I spent an entire month of my life going to every Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville in the country. This video has consumed my life since May: youtu.be/Bsb9T1g5nlE I’ll see you in Margaritaville. 🌴

had a blast watching these fireworks! guy next to us seemed like he was going through it but I think ultimately he enjoyed it too 😊

my favorite part about this image is how crazy the guy looks. Eyes wide, in business casual, fucking salivating over digging that tunnel

great, another delightful photo full of whimsy destroyed by the vulgar American mind. not eating sushi for another year.

me and the new cool bug I caught

this is a threat

even at my lois im still a family guy

matt rife looks like a ventriloquist doll was granted a wish to be a real boy

happy birthday FREAK!!!

world’s angriest elf

I had a challengers themed birthday party over the weekend and eddy didn’t spontaneously split into two tennis twunks. what am I doing wrong. can somebody help

I took the substance and peter griffin crawled out of my back. is this normal? is this what is supposed to happen?

happy 62nd birthday Eddy!! I’m so lucky to be one of the few people in the world you’ve entrusted with your Benjamin Button secret (the secret that you’re aging Benjamin Button style, old to baby). you don’t look a day over 28 😉🤞🏻

we saw you from across the severed floor and really dug your vibe