Spoiler: it’s because he’s miserable

you.con.tin.ue.to.be.a.joke.

Could we have phrased this sentence a different way???

he said his biggest comedic influences were Pete Holmes and the Bunny from Unhappily Ever After

Time’s Person of the Year

TELL ‘EM TO COUNT THEIR KIDS AGAIN

LESLIE BIBB HIVE RISE

sometimes I shudder thinking about how much salmon from Guy & Gallard I existed on in my twenties

one hug from him would heal me

me when I used to host bus tours of New York City

This from Tony Vlachos TV73 is a fantastic tweak that would help balance against the traitors being infinitely replaced as the game progresses.

this trade has made my husband insane. he just said it’s like trading Zendaya for Liam Neeson. I’m taking him to the doctor!!!!

in a way….it’s giving Princess Diana

getting severed but only for when i go to a co-working space

Happy International Day of Brands Being Weird About Women!

If you were the inventor of Severance, you would have invented Severance.

a Pixar film about the tragic afterlife of all the unique codes banks text you when you log in. the codes born so quick, their value so short, but numbers are eternal.

dr robby would have such a devastating flashback in this room