My name is weird

Hey Grok, based on my tweets, which public figure or politician do I sound like the most?

Every costal city-state before the Bronze Age Collapse. #thewhitelotus

The Babygirls

Can we finally admit that being a snob has a place in society and anti snobbery is the reason so much stuff is ass now

If I get hit by a car the day before I turn 65 who inherits my fucking money

People are mad at James Comey for his seashell post but I'm mad at him for what he did to Martha Stewart.

Look at all you sickos googling "Rugby Fails" during last night's Hacks.

Yes queen!

My takeaway from the Paul Reubens documentary was that law enforcement and the media tried (repeatedly) to ruin a gay man who had a successful kids show, but fans were like nah fuck that we love him

Bach. Beethoven. Brian. One of the greatest of to ever do it! RIP, legend.

Today’s thing my mind can’t comprehend: rivers so wide you can’t see land on the other side.

Grok has fled to Argentina

They should change it back to Max

All caught up on Outrageous. A lot of fun, full of Mitfordesque details (girls, don't go to school unless you want big calves!). Cast is great, even if the accents tilt a little too modern RP. I think I'll re-read some Decca. Or one of Nancy's great biographies.

If I ever run into Sofia Coppola I'm going to tell her that Marie Antoinette is a masterpiece and that casting Marianne Faithfull as Maria Teresa of Austria is an all-time brilliant casting choice.

I really don’t think people (in *most* situations) should lose their *jobs* for being caught having an affair as consenting adults. The penalty of having your family fall apart or living with the guilt of hurting someone you love is more than enough. And I really don’t think

College is wasted on the young. I used to skip classes. Grown adult me would kill to spend eight hours a day reading books and listening to lectures.

All my life I thought a Cracker Barrel was a place outside California that just served ‘fancy’ cheese and crackers. What I've learned over the last week is that this is not the case.