If you’re over 40 and have a little salt-and-pepper thing going on, don’t be shy, say hi. 👋 Repost 🥰🥰

My chest is so flat, if I go braless in public, people might think I’m advertising for pancakes. 🍳🥞 But hey, who doesn’t love a good stack? Repost 🥰

You’re so flat”...yes, and you have no retirement fund. What now? Repost 🥰

Do you have at least 4 inches for me? Repost 🥰

If you’re over 40, vaguely look like a lumberjack, and have a questionable collection of dad jokes … please form a line. Repost 🥰

Wifey material Repost 🥰

Good morning 🌞 Say back 👋❤️

Say something naughty and sexy 😜🤭 Reports

If you really love me just say Hi in my DM I will give you what you want 🥰🥰🥰 Repost 🥰

what if this wasn’t just flirting, but something more? 🖤😳

Show me yours and I’ll show you mine

Humor is the highest form of IQ No matter how good these AI models get, I have yet to find one that has actually made me laugh with a good joke

Show me yours and I’ll show you mine

Texting with someone whose level of humour and sarcasm matches yours >>>>>

Guys think girls only want abs and cash. Reality? Show me confidence, wit, real ambition, a sharp mind, and zero hesitation. Leadership and authenticity beat looks and money every time. Be the man who knows what he wants, and goes for it.

Imagine being 45 and still pulling more than a college frat boy. Life’s wild like that.

My little fun bags 😊

What’s something about me u wish u could touch? 🤭

Do you prefer eating off of a bare floor or carpet?

would u be gentle? 🥺