Is Mickey Rourke muttering 'where do I go from here?' a sign of an ageing star lost on stage *or* acute existential awareness after going from Oscar nominee to Celebrity Big Brother UK? #CBBUK

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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

Goldbridge all-timer

Got a lot of time for this 👏🏻 David Mitchell will be proud

I journeyed over 6,000 miles for Metro to learn if animals are real. Now? I’m *almost* convinced metro.co.uk/2025/03/28/saf… #beach #bush #burg #battlefieldsgalactica

Tributes continue to pour in from all over the world for Pope Francis. As for me, this is how I'll remember him.

noooo my eggs :( they were all in that basket

Might be the least disguised autocue read of all time

Colour me surprised

With Cifuentes fully Odemwingie'ing himself, balance has been restored to the EFL Championship.

Nothing better than a lolly ice in this weather 👌🏻

Like many in his generation, my grandad never talked about his war. But without their bravery, the freedom and joy of today’s celebrations may never have come to pass. Today, we honour them. metro.co.uk/2025/05/08/kei…

Omg this promotional truck for the new Final Destination 👀🪵💀

The District Line is now suspended 💀

Any excuse to repost this. From ⁦LoftforWords⁩

Americans man, imagine not knowing about the day we all learnt David Cameron fucked a pig

Generational hater

Tiny Chef has been saved. “The team is getting ready to turn the tiny cameras back on in Chefs tree stump home because you all have SAVED TINY CHEF!!!!”