The De Jong saga... The Brighton result... Rumours of Arnautovic and Rabbiot... I waited all summer for this and I hate football already #weekone #mufc

Can all the A30 people on the A390 piss off back to the A30. You're messing with my commute

🎉Happy Birthday BBC on your 100th birthday! When you were founded we had a King, no one knew if they could afford to put their heating on and we'd just lived through a global pandemic. Times really do change!

Plot twist 😂

My actual worst nightmare.

Yeah go on then

It took me way too long to figure out what I was looking at here. To be honest, I'm still not sure.

they look like those tiny little firemen that shoot gaviscon down your throat

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

20 - Mudryk lost possession 20 times within the 40 minutes he featured after coming on as a sub. The most ever achieved by a second half substitute. A new PL record has been set. Shocking. [Sky Sports Premier League]

Mass exodus from Twitter to Threads by Insta?

I can't watch harman play golf.

Some things are more important than football. Rest in peace, Bomber. 💚 #pafc

Antony when there's an opportunity to take on a defender.

Always supported people's right to withdraw labour and strike... But I'm honestly so fucked off with the trains now. I don't have any sympathy left for them... They've fucked me over so much in the last few months and even when they arent striking they are shit!