might fuck around and hang a mistletoe from the ceiling for both the holiday shows so everyone moshing has 2 kiss before they hurt each other

you know it’s a mf celebration when the fam busts out the non-alcoholic rosé

My boyfriend and I have been feeding this stray cat for the past year. We named her Mary. He films her waiting at his door for food every morning, but lately she hasn’t been showing up. Look what happened when she came back!!!!!

LDS Temples in Utah are amazing 😍

it’s gonna be an ACAB from me dog

Who is this serving? Who is this protecting?

You can’t make this shit up

YUP

“Can’t wait for the winter so I can really start dressing”

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

Happy Friday to my favorite meme

@alisamay1_ hate you too fool.

@alisamay1_ I couldn't agree more

People say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a double-double animal style from In-N-Out. And that's basically the same thing

@kward0310 I want to fish. I have gear but no license

@alisamay1_ quit yer whining geesh