Pumpkin ball is a big hit.

I’m gonna vote so hard.

Baby rust monster is this year’s #GameholeCon stuffed treat. (It’s still in the bag so it doesn’t, you know, disintegrate my laptop, but it’s already one of my favorites.)

I hope I never meet Ba☦️is✝️a because I wouldn’t be able to resist the urge to kiss him, at which point he’d rightfully toss me through a wall.

Tell the bard to start playing the thrilling background music!

Roe, roe, roe your vote.

The new 2024 Dungeon Master’s Guide is Warduke Approved!

You can tell what kind of President they would be by how they run their campaigns. Harris is running a perfect campaign since day one that includes everyone from Bernie Sanders to Liz Cheney and everyone in between. Trump outsourced his campaign to an idiot billionaire.

:whispers quietly: The U.S. economy is the envy of the world right now. Job numbers are ⬆️. Inflation is ⬇️. Gas prices are ⬇️. Don’t let the orange man-baby, the weird X guy, or any of their worm-tongue sycophants tell you otherwise. The garbage bag wearers vote. So should you.

Hot GM tip: Session summaries are probably the most time-efficient prep you can do. Most GMs don't think of them as prep, since they're retrospective.

Vote like your rights are at stake. Because they are. #HarrisWalz

People I admire and respect—be they politicians, athletes, artists, gamers, scientists, teachers, or whatever—are standing shoulder to shoulder against the existential threat that confronts us. No matter the outcome, I feel a wave a joy that no one can take away.

If the house catches fire, save the dog first.

Felt better, not gonna lie, but I’m one of those annoying “keep calm and carry on” types. Here are some quick thoughts, which I reserve the right to revise after I get a good night’s sleep (if that’s even possible anymore):

Seriously. Get your shots before vaccines are replaced with brain worms. 🪱

Five of my favorite Stephen King novels from the past decade: Holly (2023) Billy Summers (2021) Elevation (2019) Revival (2014) Mr. Mercedes (2014)

Here are a few D&D books that make good holiday gifts (the drinks book is looking especially good right now). #dnd

Today I retire from Wizards after 28 years. With D&D’s 50th anniversary wrapping up and the revised rulebooks doing gangbusters, this is the perfect fairytale ending for me. I can’t wait to enjoy D&D purely as a fan again, knowing the game’s in good hands. See you in the Feywild!