F’ing legends.

LAX Rideshare is so bad that I had to take my first cab in over a decade. Experience hasn’t changed. Couldn’t figure out how to get to my house. Smelled. Credit card machine was broken.

Twitter has some of the best investors in the world sharing insights every day Unfortunately there's no way to invest alongside them, until now Introducing the first pilot to launch their portfolio on Autopilot Meet Quiver Quant & the "Look where others don't" strategies 🧵

Holy Sh*T For the first time, our Pelosi Tracker was mentioned on the Joe Rogan podcast !! And he is right. "she is really good" Her portfolio is up 54% YTD and has made an estimated $28,000,000 in profits this year alone

GOAT

The day has finally come Unusual Whales' portfolios are now officially live on Autopilot More to come on this soon 🫡

You won’t believe it’s not soda. Introducing our new soda-flavored sparkling water: Rootbeer Wrath, Killer Cola, and Doctor Death. Now available on Amazon or at a retailer near you. 12-packs are availably exclusively on Amazon and 6-packs are in stores like @target, @albertsons,

It’s obvious. Unfortunately for him, it’s also incredibly expensive.

🏈 BIG GAME COMMERCIAL ☠️ We spent millions of dollars just to make you smile. The least you can do is give it a watch and pretend to love it. #liquiddeath #murderyourthirst #deathtoplastic #safeforwork #sfw

THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE... A few months ago I soft-launched three portfolios on the Autopilot app. Today, we passed over $1,000,000 investing alongside my portfolios. 👀

Inverse Jim Cramer is the only portfolio stronger than the Pelosi, the Hedge Fund Queen.

“The ousting of travis kalanick from Uber was the worst investor/BOD move since Jobs was forced out of Apple. Know your investors.” - Shervin at #upfrontsummit. Shervin is one of the best investors I’ve ever met…and he always speaks the truth.

Quote of the century: "Tariffs on Bangladesh/Vietnam are like a hedge fund manager fighting with his cleaning lady to get the right back to clean his own toilet."

I generally don’t agree with Bill Ackman but this is 100% the right approach. Let’s see if it actually happens.

If you can’t beat them, join them!

I don’t know what you are talking about. It’s perfectly normal to fly 3k people to Vegas for a private Beyoncé concert.

Wow Benchmark now has two things in common with the CCP 1 - They both like to fire founders (Jack Ma/ Travis K) 2 - They both like to fund the demise of the West by enabling CCP AI The legacy of Bill Gurley lives on!

This is not true. Lithuania existed for hundreds of years before Russia invaded and forced it to become part of the USSR (same as Poland).

Let’s kill some terrible regulations!

Redefining how Fund Managers access capital