I just watch this now

Happy September 1st

He’s either over my shit or he’s having an existential crisis (or both)

Yo DIRECTV, you can’t afford to lose ESPN. In this world of so many streamers you are screwed. The only reason I pay for your service is for YES Network, fix it or you’re gonna tank your business

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*Low Ticket Warning* Tuesday at 8pm in the Main Room Comedy Spotlight is back with Chris Millhouse David Spade Kam Patterson Kumail Nanjiani T.J. Miller Laura Peek +more! Tickets at showclix.com/event/spotligh… #thecomedystore

I thought this was Skeletor

Giants fans watching Barkley:

Nothing will prepare you for the image

2024 is 69% complete.

As we all grieve the immense loss of actor James Earl Jones (Star Wars, The Lion King), I wanted to celebrate one his funnier milestones, reading Letterman’s best Top Ten List, reciting commercial jingles with his spectacular, powerful, booming voice. #RIPJamesEarlJones

And the “pull and pray” is back!

NYC! Back at City Winery Tonight at 9pm! 🎟️🎟️: citywinery.com/new-york-city/…

HE’S GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE

I told him to behave or we will feed him to immigrants!

This has to be the playoffs line up, every game

Oh hi The Killers