“I’m a Jedi that survived Order 66”

hey boss... i crunched the numbers and uhhh... i think you're gonna want to see this...

Can’t believe he’s dead man

imagine your girl watches this happen to you and gets the ick

BREAKING: Melania spotted after the guilty #verdict. #TrumpTrialThursday

Happy 4th

Remember when I pinned you in 27 seconds in high school and you cried?

Bidding my girlfriend farewell before watching nonstop football for 5 months

“Baby Gronk dropped a diss track on the Rizzler and the Costco Guys” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

this is the plot of dune

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

Spare a thought for Grover Cleveland, whose career as an answer in a pub quiz died tonight.

The First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints issued the following statement on Wednesday, November 6, 2024:   We congratulate President-elect Donald Trump on his election as the 47th President of the United States

C.S. Lewis, one of the 20th century's top intellectuals, considered himself too smart for Christianity. So how, at age 32, did he suddenly become one of its greatest advocates? He was struck by a strange feeling — and something Tolkien said to him late at night… (thread) 🧵

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