Stat of the day: More calories in one saltine cracker (14) than one nacho cheese Dorito (12.7). #mindblown

@quinndaddy1856 the Bob is not for the weak hearted

This new trend of girls wearing mom jean shorts that go up to their belly buttons is a national tragedy.

“What The F*** Facts: Wrestler Andre the Giant set the world record for most alcohol consumed, he drank 156 beers in a single sitting.” decent

I would love to see another low budget 5 Hour Energy commercial with Jim Furyk talking about godknowswhat

Waldo Heraldo Faldo plays for the Heat

Just realized there's a pet grooming shop in Bluffton called ... wait for it ... Doggie Style. Yep.

@GregoryMalool where was this? I am going to see them Monday in DC

@GregoryMalool Show was unbelievable, they played a lot more songs than the Wikipedia set list predicted, 5 songs for an encore

USGA has awarded the 2015 U.S. Junior Amateur Championship to the Colleton River Plantation Club in Bluffton, S.C.

This 5th grader drops buckets...ON HIGH SCHOOLERS -> youtu.be/cepR1BOBeNk

Today just doesn’t feel right without hockey.

BREAKING: USA Men’s Head Coach, Gordon Bombay, taken to the hospital after taking a hockey stick to the back of the knee from Wolf Stannson.

Ennis! 24-0

Just saw a guy cut the line at CVS in front of an old woman with a walker to buy a Red Bull. Being a piece of shit must take lots of energy.

If you're watching 'The Bachelor' finale tonight, I gotta tell you, the real loser tonight are your brain cells.

J,R. Smith on following the Phil Jackson saga: "I've been watching the Golf Channel."

@JKosciolek You better hurry or they will be the Toronto Bills

Happy to be reminded yearly, "There are no words" is the best commercial I have ever seen.