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Poverty and morals don't mix well.

If she has a nose 🚩🚩🚩 (She can notice other n!ggas smelling good)

I shouldn't have let her go, I miss her like crazy.

You know that feeling when you meet the perfect girl—symmetrical face, perfect teeth, long curly hair, big but not too big eyes, and soft lips—and realize she's the one? No? I didn’t think so.

I am: ⚪️ Single ⚪️ Taken 🔘 Gonna keep staring at you until I find your flaws, just so I don’t fall for you.

That awkward moment when you're running, and your boobs are bouncing all over the place, and you're a 55 year old guy.

Where Santa Claus at? I need me a new brain for Christmas.

A friend of mine was telling me how his girlfriend got pregnant. After they were intimate, he made sure to leave her money to buy a contraceptive pill, but she didn’t get it. She claimed she forgot. According to him, she didn’t forget—she wanted to get pregnant, for a student.

How am I broke because I didn't send you money for lunch? I ate girl, you the one starving!

Am I the only one who doesn’t IDOLIZE celebrities to the point of making them role models? I LOVE Eminem, but I couldn’t tell you anything about his personal life—aside from what he raps about.

Let’s think logically for a moment. When you have kids, you want them to respect you and have the best life, right? If they don’t exactly turn out the way you hoped as adults, would you k!ll or hurt them? Now, consider that same idea in the context of God and His children—us.

My neighbor is blasting a TikTok video at full volume talking about "In every estate there's a crazy woman who be all up in people's business but can't seem to figure out her own shit" I'm sure this is a subliminal shot at someone. I think it's time to move, LOL!

Growing up in the village was a lot of fun. Someone recently reminded me how she used to wake up extra early, before anyone else, sneak over to her grandma’s compound, and milk her goats. And this was all before heading off to school, so you can imagine how early she had to be up

Imagine the scene in a movie where the main character stands victorious over the bodies of his defeated enemies. That’s how women often perceive men when they hear about their many failed relationships. To them, it seems like men view these as conquests, devoid of any real hurt.

It's giving "nisongee kidogo tulale babe" while y'all are 39km away from each other.

Three people that can go to hell; my ex, her mama, and her mama mama for creating a f*cked up generation of bad women.

Don't mess around with another man's baby mama. This man done printed my picture on his t shirt talking about gone too soon.

You ever be laughing with your friend in town, then a random nutcase puts his finger in your mouth?

Women love to gossip way too much. My mom is out here telling everybody that James smokes weed. (I'm the one who told her but this is not about me)

I asked this girl where she got her dress from and she told me she made it herself. I told her never to do that again.