🚨BREAKING: Mexico has warned their citizens against travelling to the UK due to high crime rates Britain is now a third-world country.

Bam Margera posts a photo outside of Hulk Hogans funeral of a cloud that resembles Hogans iconic pose.

If anyone is writing wedding thank yous or any other type of thank yous, no advice will ever beat Lemony Snicket's:

ngl this fired me up

A man can be emotionally shattered, mentally exhausted, financially ruined, and spiritually drained, but if he’s still showing up, no one notices. Society doesn’t check his mental health, only his performance. Utility over humanity. Every time

Somewhere last night in New York City, a single mother and her children slept at a homeless shelter because you, assemblyman Zohran Kwame Mamdani are occupying her rent controlled apartment. You grew up rich and married an even wealthier woman. You’ve had weddings on 3 continents.

Cuomo to Mamdani: "You grew up rich and married an even wealthier woman... Today, I am calling on you to move out immediately and give your [rent controlled apartment] back to an unhoused family who need it... Time to move out."

NYC to shut down last migrant hotel after shelling out $170 million to crime-ridden shelter trib.al/dWQfib4

need a term for when an expensive, luxury experience is messed up by anomalous penny-pinching decisions like putting single-ply toilet paper in a $1000/night hotel bathroom "MBA brain" or "private equity smell" probably fit

Shohei Ohtani is awesome because he’s one of the greatest athletes of all time and is also always getting into bizarre real world Kramer B-plots from Seinfeld

Zohran Mamdani is not a serious person. He has essentially never had a job, despite his elite education from multiple private schools. How this man became the frontrunner for NYC Mayor is beyond comprehension.

All you had to do was: nothing. Patience pays.

Wizard Of SoHo (🍷,🍷) Dw bro you can buy the fake one for $100

Who had the COVID vaccine but still got COVID three times after the scientists swore they’d never get it ?

The UK Office of Communications has allegedly issued a notice to 4chan with an intention to impose a 20,000 pound fine plus daily penalties 4chan’s lawyers dropped a response

tell me again about how locked in you are

Both OnChainMonkey® blue chips in the top 10 - lfg !

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Young adults' personalities are changing, with conscientiousness in freefall, per FT:

I lived in NYC for 2 years. It was an absolute dream. There wasn't a single day where I didn't acknowledge how incredible it was. But in the second half of 2024, I decided to move back to LA I did this for a host of reasons, but every reason was rooted in logic. Financial.