The new FAST X trailer is out. At least this one looks a little bit more realistic…😂😂😂🤣🤣 Even with all the defying of physics it still looks fun.

I'm up in the middle of the night watching YouTube videos and I'm starting to think I'm a nocturnal creature or just a dude that can't sleep! #YouTubeNightOwl

I heard global warming is so bad that polar bears are now wearing sunscreen!

Good morning! I’m already exhausted and it’s not even 9 AM. At least it is cold and windy outside. So I got that going for me… #longday

When Mother Nature goes off script and forgets the weather forecast: 'Raindrops are just Earth's happy tears!' 🌧️😂 #UnexpectedShower #SoMuchForTheForecast"

Me and a few of my favorite people in the world. Harrison Greenbaum Mike Reiss #funnypeople #simpsons

So this creepy doll just appeared in the office at the studio today. Always something to keep me on my toes here. At least she has a comfortable tiny chair

When I was 20 I thought people in their 40s looked old and acted old. Now that I’m 60 I feel younger than I ever have. Life is strange…

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It’s funny that I just realized that my life is sort of just “Ground Hog Day”. I used to say that I never know what day it is. Now I realize it’s because I do the same thing over and over and over. This actually might be a good thing. I enjoy my life.

There’s so much going on today. My normal grind… Apple keynote speech. (I will probably miss that due to my normal grind and have to watch highlights)… Stanley Cup playoff game 2. Go Knights Go. I will be there. So many activities for one day.

There is nothing like being a part of something that brings people happiness. All I have to do is walk into the theatre during the show soak up the energy. Good cure for a long day.

It's the 4th of July. Time to watch Jaws..... Again. This movie changed my life. That is is not an exaggeration

I have this “good” quality... If I want to get something done, I am relentless in doing it the best I possibly can, no matter what it is… Work… Fun… Collecting something… So I also have this “bad” quality... If I want to get something done, I am relentless in doing it the

Is it weird to post the same thing on Twitter that you do on Threads? Asking for a friend?

David David Copperfield reveals a special announcement on TODAY that has taken 30 years of work! 🌓

As far as I know, a Sasquatch has never hurt anyone. Why don’t people just go up and talk to them? I bet they’re super friendly.

Two people and one stroller occupy the same space as eight people in a walkway. Is this what they call new math?

I have not posted in a while. It’s funny to me how people view other people‘s lives. They think they’ve made the wrong decision, even though they are happy and love their lives. With that said, I love my decisions and I love my life.