"Those doors, sir, are the problem" Epic lounge ornament.

IYKYK

Explaining US football to a kiwi: Like Rugby, but they stop the game every 10sec, pass it forward, wear pads, have 50 people in a team, make a lot more money, get hurt more often & it all takes 3 hours! & games come down to the last 30 sec. It's the perfectly engineered US sport

Did the MSFS 2024 release break Steam? buff.ly/490yoTn

This is very much what skydiving feels like. It's a great feeling.

hey Microsoft Teams I tried teams again recently and this is my experience. I'm guessing this isn't expected? It really jacked up. Fresh install from the Store. Any way to fix it? Colors, layout and fonts are all jacked up.

After several delays, Department of Government Efficiency has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in. Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then. 🧵

If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.

Just left Ukraine. What I saw proved to me we can’t give up on the Ukrainian people. Everyone wants this war to end, but any agreement has to protect Ukraine’s security and can’t be a giveaway to Putin. Let me tell you about my trip and why it’s important we stand with Ukraine.🧵

Traitor? Elon, if you don’t understand that defending freedom is a basic tenet of what makes America great and keeps us safe, maybe you should leave it to those of us who do.

Thank you, President Trump. Two months ago, your conservative friends were 25 points ahead in the polls. Yesterday, they lost. It only took 100 days for you to convince Canadians that the far right has no place in government. Americans will say the same in our next election.

Back on X temporarily to watch the real time E vs. T shit show unfold.

New iOS just dropped.

What's the bet Google can't update their status page because parts of GCP are down. I've got $100 on it.