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There are two types of people on X:

Me with 4 shares of Exxon in my 401k:

Dudes rock

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I'm walking around downtown Palo Alto with a Diet Coke and a PyTorch sticker on my laptop until someone pays me $100M.

How many startups have raised $40M series As in 2025 by taking their best hour of non-recurring gross revenue and extrapolating it into ARR?

Jerry Buss bought the Lakers for $67M in 1979, and just exited for 149 times his money at $10B in 2025. If he had instead bought Bitcoin in 1979 and held he would have over $2T today.

My local dry cleaner was really struggling. I noticed he recently listed his business for sale so tonight I asked him: “Why don’t you just do dry cleaning for free?” “What are you talking about?” he asked. I explained that his customer base would easily double overnight and

When my wife asks if I’m going to order a 3rd Old Fashioned

I’ve started joining every Google Meet 30 seconds early. When you join early, everyone’s virtual note takers join early too. I spend the first few seconds screaming about how I’m on the Titanic, we’ve just hit an iceberg, the end is near, and I need immediate assistance. I

Opens LinkedIn:

Explaining to my kids that this quaint development used to be a bunch of ugly trees and owls but we sold it in 2025 with 250M additional acres to cover 4 days of federal deficit spending.

Chamath should take Cluely public via SPAC at a $100B valuation. Let’s just see what happens.

Timeline never fails

Breaking: Iran has retained legendary law firm Cohen, Katz, Rosenberg & Weiss to sue the United States of America

People being terminally online and posting anything they do has effectively ruined all hopes of military secrecy. 72 hours before the Iran bombings some food influencer is like: “My catering company just dropped off 1,400 lbs of lobster to feed the troops at Whiteman AFB!!!

Me and the boys pulling up to look a VC dead in the eyes and say: “We have $3,400 MRR, 87% monthly churn, we literally don’t know what the word ‘margins’ means, and we’d like $40M at $200M pre”