The day the Main Stand opened. What a day that was.

YES BANBRIDGE

Imagine seeing the way Southgate treated Trent, and then still wanting to hire him as a manager. Hopefully England’s gain will be Man United’s loss.

It’s a good thing we’re not light in midfield.

Gee, I wonder how this is going to go.

Not saying Southampton are doomed to go straight back down, but they’re losing to this Man United side. Draw your own conclusions.

Should I be worried that there hasn’t been a single meaningful update on here from the match? Hate following games exclusively via Twitter.

Oh dear, just seen the score. Honeymoons do finish very quickly these days, don’t they?

The only thing stopping City winning the Premier League by March will be that they’ll be in League Two by then.

Look on the bright side: there’s been a clean sheet in each of Arne Slot’s first four games as Liverpool boss. What an achievement.

Not even mad. Just relieved that our incredible ability to throw in a shocker against relegation candidates remains intact.

What a goal. I had just said, ‘what the hell are you doing?’ as Duran shaped to shoot.

Looks like Duran read that BBC article about how screamers are dying out. And took that personally.

Imagine being an Everton supporter. Rooted to the bottom of the table while we sit pretty with maximum points after our excellent 3-0 win against Nottingham Forest. (Full disclosure, I haven’t seen the score of our game, but can’t imagine anything other than a win. MOTD beckons!)

THE dullest argument in #LFC discourse. I’ve sat next to SO MANY Scousers who turn up late, leave early & do nothing but moan for 90 minutes. I’ve sat by out of towners who throw themselves into it. But it’s easy to just blame it on “non-locals”. Nonsense.

They’ve somehow found a way to do this that is even more annoying than before.

Good to see our players throwing their weight behind this worthy cause by going on strike already.