We already have a Black Friday. What day is it today?

The Titans are now 1 badly missed protection call away from Tim Boyle or Brandon Allen.

Sometimes when I’m feeling bored, I enter the mysterious and wacky alternate universe of “sort by ADP” view instead of “sort by rank.”

Top 5 Training Camp descriptions you’ll never hear: 5. “Poor Skill Set”: only great skills in camp 4. “Has None of the Tools”: everyone has all tools 3. “Extremely Stupid”: everyone is smart 2. “Weak Hands”: only strong hands in camp 1. “Worst Shape Ever”: only best shape

Preseason NFL is so back.

The season is 10 minutes old and Will Dissly has already tilted me into week 16 form.

Non-story of the day is Travis Hunter being listed exactly as everyone should have expected on the depth chart. The best part are the reports listing it as official when it’s a PR created document and not actually official. Every year with these depth charts.

Tanner Hudson showing up to a preseason game.

Price_is_right_loser_sound_effect .mp3 for people taking him with premium draft slots. It’s not gonna be week 5.

Got a copy of the new album earlier.

You can draft Blake Corum with pick 216. Have a great day.

Underdog drafts are gonna be fun tonight as in the know people try to guess how soon they need to take JCM.

The disconnect between ADP and Luther Burdens current most likely reality is interesting. Pretty rare it’s this far off.

Preseason NFL: “hey you’re pretty good. But you’re not that good. Let’s see you play for a little while.” Also Preseason NFL: “Hey you’re absolutely awful. Get in there and play every single snap.”

I'd pay any unreasonable subscription fee you'd ask to keep watching RedZone without commercials.

Great things can happen when you bet on yourself.

Adam Prentice leads RJ Harvey in receiving fantasy points in the 4th quarter. He could be targeted 4 times in this quarter and still trail Tyler Badie.