i put this out to people in CA all the time. The northeast/midwest don't just have much harsher winters they have warmer more humid summers too

Every evening around 5:30 he starts politely blocking my path until I give him dinner

My father-in-law is a webmaster. We were browsing McMaster and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it”

25-30 is such a weird age group. You have to dwell on your youthful experiences of eating madeleines and begin to synthesise them into a seven-volume novel about lost time

I know what I must do I do not know if I’m strong enough to do it

They said rick and morty 100 years in the pilot you didnt believe

Front facing wifejak unlocks the same part of the brain ancient man experienced when noticing that a deadly predator has locked on to them

*Screams preemptively in ER nurse*

Colin Farrell is such a charismatic talent because I forgot for a few minutes Oz is a piece of shit so when he immediately throws Sofia under the bus I went "Oh right he's an asshole"

“the woods weren’t suiting me” because our king belongs in the desert

damn Daniel wasn’t lying

no one was complaining about ai art back when it looked like this

i’ve been rewatching king of the hill from the beginning and i cannot recommend it enough. mike judge is a soothing balm.

19 years ago Madonna sampled a fucking sick synthesizer riff Benny Andersson wrote for ABBA 45 years ago