IRC anyone? #slack

Auto correct seems to get things wrong a lot. I think I’ve just accepted that and now send nonsense to everyone.

Great to see a telemetry aware scheduling solution coming to fruition! #kubernetes github.com/intel/platform…

There’s a post going around arguing that Turing is overcredited for his work and that Von Neumann and others built plenty of machines before anyone noticed Turing's paper. Counter-argument using physical evidence: youtube.com/clip/Ugkx77CzH…

I really wish Apple would add the date to the unlocked iPhone interface

Momentum and mistakes: ‘If you can’t tell me the four ways you f*cked something up… you probably weren’t the person who worked on it’ Elon Musk via Jimmy Soni

Why am I still getting emails from random companies trying to pitch me? There needs to be some sort of international law that says companies can’t share data without an explicit opt-in!

Why have a technical support contact form that requires a topic to be selected from a drop down menu that has no options populated? Sterling, A First Advantage Company owner of TalentWise Product

Dear GitHub @GitHubHelp please fix this! This is the result of a long review; having to notify the contributor "please don't overlook all my hidden review comments" is not a great experience 😞😞😞😞

Are you ‘Agile’ or are you working from a monetized framework purporting to be ‘Agile’? There’s nothing Agile about a framework with a bunch of dos and don’ts. I’m firmly off the bandwagon #agile

Much to Air France’s disappointment, they didn’t quite manage to make us miss our transatlantic flight; pandemic travel is stressful but #KubeCon was awesome

I’m paid to work on open source. Again, I’m paid to work on open source. Feels good! #AWS #Amazon

No words. google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.… #TexasSchoolMassacre #GunControlNow #GunSafetyNow #GunReformNow

Murphy's Laws of Cryptography💣 Cryptography turns a security problem into a key management problem. New cryptography generates new attacks. If it's provably secure, it's probably not. Any large enough system will include broken cryptography. Others?

I’m still confused why #Slack thought elevator music was something I wanted, the circumstances are irrelevant.

Recruiter - “Remote Must be in or around Denver local areas”. Is it me or does this seem like some form of legal entrapment where they intend on asking you to go into the office eventually?

I wish “All of the above” was “All of the below” so I have a trigger to read every option

Is there a linter that screams at people when they arbitrarily read environment variables? Poorly managed environment variable configuration is the worst.

“This website works best with Microsoft Edge” makes me want to rage

RIP Queenie, you are awesome! #Queen