Just downloaded The Mueller Report! Excited to see what it says 😊

smelled someone smoking weed today

Always nice to log on and read these psychotic little diary entries

Biden for VP 🤞🏼

is there still brat

We need JOE BIDEN to teach them how to pass *the baton* amirite 🤪

Imagine if there was no au jus

MmmmmmmmmmEARTHQUAAKE

Just had an experience so foul with a paper straw it’s caused me to vote for Donald J Trump

Was on my way to Denny’s for a you know what, turning around now… 🙄

Literally Happy Halloween

storming the Trader Joe’s on January 6th when the price of eggs doesn’t change

Liquid was just detected in the charging port ⚠️

Jeremy Strong STUNS in Fear and Loathing in OZ Vegas

when someone sends me directly to voicemail

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🧵 In the letter we delivered to Guild staff leadership when our union went public on Tuesday, we made 3 reasonable demands. 1. Wall to wall recognition 2. Stop union busting 3. Reinstate Fátima Murrieta, WGSU Organizing Committee Member

When we fight, we win! Demand one ✔️ #ItsTime

If they can handcuff a U.S. Senator for asking a question, imagine what they will do to you.

Did you know (overheard in LA) CRUNCH is becoming MAHA?