Heads all over the place #fucked

Trying to teach myself race car set up stuff #frazzledbrain

Tonight I will wear my JLS condom at half mast.

It's ridiculous that Luis Suarez is being punished more harshly than racists such as Luis Suarez #injustice #scousescum #starvingsuarez

Being second is the story of my life I swear #secondbest #secondoption

I'd like Rafa to urinate into the trophy, shouting "There's your f*cking interim manager for you!"

For the first time last night I apparently looked younger than I actually am #firsttimeforeverything

What a miserable day in east London

@bigredh2 best thing to happen to the area in years

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Lovely day out at brands hatch today #welovetotravel

Why do we always end up in jaxx #sobernight

@CLCripps if you're not going racing again can have the team shirt back then? #letdown #notateamplayer

Watching SuperBowl 48. C'mon Seattle Seahawks #SBXLVIII #GoHawks

Well after over a year absence I'm back on twitter..... 👍🐤

Such a good weekend away at the @Palletforce gala awards dinner

Back on twitter after over a year absence #goodtobeback