Me watching Barca and Atletico getting knocked out of the UCL in the same day

bro dressed like he bout to go liberate Nigeria

once ya barber give you this look, just know he fucked yo shit up

nkunku’s houseboy🎈 This 😂😂😂😂😂

When the bill is £20 instead of £384.77

true

'we’ll figure it out together” is my love language

Leopold of Belgium ruled Congo as his private property for 23 years. He cut off the limbs of Congolese who did not meet their daily quota on the plantation. At the end of his rule, he had killed 15million Congolese people. But we are taught only about Hitler.

Now,we really need to find this guy 😭😭🤣

them: “wyd”
me: “nothing”
me when they call:

The last three years, explained

Be private. Vibe alone. Grow in silence.

me ending the year

Allah will test you in 3 ways.

I have 0 red flags, I’m perfect

Allah is never late, we’re just impatient.

Allah will test you in 3 ways

If you're reading this, say: “Allahuma inni as alukal-afiyah.” Now open the tweet

Dear Allah, I’m putting 2023 in your hands.