My twat is better than solitary confinement

If a male CEO of any major company was accused of watching their adult daughter in her bedroom during possible intimate moments with her husband via HIDDEN camera, would that MAN still have his job?

The Philly girls vogue tf downnnnn 😂 like bra lol

I love performance. That shit gets me upppppo omg. I was sleepy getting ready for work now I’m hyper 🤣 omg. 🫠👻

“I ain’t switching up my hair style but my ni**as let it bang off 💥 🔫❗️”

Me realizing I was off today but I’ve already worked 65% of my shift … bitch 😭😩

I’m so used to working Sundays I just didn’t even think to look. Damn 😂 fuckkkkkkkk. I’m making money tho so it’s kinda okay 🤷🏽‍♂️

BRING IT

NBA star Kyrie Irving says the world is nothing more than a staged performance, carefully scripted and controlled. He claims many celebrities aren't even real people, but actors playing roles—pretending to be human.

Good morning to the cunts only. You guys made me get off my fkng ass just to keep winning today. Thank you.

I accidentally left all my jewelry @ home lol I feel so bare @ work rn 🥹.

Lmfao yooooo I hate when I shop somewhere and the staff on the floor doesn’t know their product, no one’s prepared, everyone asking everyone…, just a fucking mess. A disaster; forest fire if you will.

No shade, everyone would be doing new hire and product training again. You have 30 days to get it together and if the performance doesn’t improve, I’m cleaning house ! lol like deadass.

I do not miss managing college students or adults under 26/27. Listen… that shit is work 😂

I’m making a conscious effort to check my texts multiple times a day now- even after work. I get so behind now with the cadence of work changing and then I get anxious and then don’t look because I feel so overwhelmed 🫨!

Man I be doing some greedy shit. I’ll wake up with munchies in the middle of the night from falling asleep smoking… I’m remembering last night I woke up @ like 3:30am and ate two table spoons of peanut butter after I peed and went back to bed. 😂