Because you’re mine; I hold the line. 📈

I'm discussing “At the Bar: Bartenders Talking Drinks, Life & V-Necks 🍸🃏” with Michael J. Neff. Today, Feb 20 at 9:30 PM PST on Follow @Clubhouse. Join us! joinclubhouse.com/event/PvRgvlXP

Bolt and I are giving away a new Roccat Syn Pro Air! Here's what you gotta do: -Follow @Roccat and @averagejoewo -Retweet this -Tag a friend below! I'll pick a winner in one week. Good luck!

Want to know what Ryan Lindley feels like? Buy Madden video game for first time and set it to All-Madden level. Try to run offense. #NFL

Sentimental Lady by Chris Amirault at @idlehour which opens next Friday. Can't wait since the… ift.tt/1DPlZvs

Photo: Fave drink of the night from Chris Amirault #jameson (at The Regent) tmblr.co/ZWDmFy1eHJ6WJ

I don't think "going out for 1 drink" has ever turned into going out for 1 drink. #6DrinksLater

Getting doused in champagne was a small price to pay to see Chris Amirault take home the Espolòn Tequila… instagram.com/p/1Lv308CvtH/

Sources: The Kings have filed papers with the NBA to officially change their name to the Sacramento Kings of Comedy.

A list of all the teams currently interested in JR Smith:

Rand Paul and Andy Dick are brothers #thegreatdebate

I want to set up Megyn Kelly and Trump on a blind date. #thegreatdebate

Chris Christie going after Rand Paul like he's a Godfather sandwich with extra hots #thegreatdebate

When does the physical challenge phase start

The The Corner Door just got a litte more awesome thanks to this guy: buff.ly/1Si4u0g via Los Angeles Mag Food

17th (and final): Chris Amirault Chris Amirault (USA) reminds us that 'Rhum Agricole Got Soul' in the #TiPunchCup

Move it football head!!! Come and get it! Harvard & Stone till 2am. #rhumclement #rhumagricole… instagram.com/p/BDPffeHuDiZ/

Monthly Sun. #brunch at Fiscal Agent #StudioCity launches 5/15, 1-5p. Barrel and Ashes food, $7 cocktail specials 🍸

Tonight! Chris Amirault and I are quoting Monty Python and kicking off the Guest Bartender Series… instagram.com/p/BFh2LLmmGE5/