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My kind inner monologue: "Stop the negative self-talk, asshole."

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A short story about marriage: Spouse 1: *Does anything Spouse 2: Wrong

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After taking the kids for an appointment, my wife announced her intention to stop at Target. When I asked her why, she said, "Because 𝙔𝙊𝙐 needed kitty litter." I need lots of things. That's not one of them.

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

Taylor Swift isn't really that good.

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When my kids get a little out of control, I tell them they're "getting crazy with the Cheez Whiz". They look at me like I'm insane, and I realize that song is 30 years old.

I spent my Friday pretending my cat was Godzilla. Very happy with the result.

I decided to reengage on Twitter, and the algorithm told me to interact with more posts to prove I'm not a robot. Your mama was a snowblower.

Alright, stop. Collaborate and listen. Apparently this haircut is back for a new generation. Something... grabs a hold of me tightly. Flows like lightning through my aging, uh, ticker.

I'm still not sure what to use any social media for since I'm not really selling anything. So here's this...

Wtf are you looking at?

Too much Taco Bell again?