The year I started smoking and the year I quit smoking

i like it when i compliment someone’s dog and they tell the dog to say thank u like he don’t even know i’m talking abt him

i feel like trans girls really fuck with me which is something im particularly honored by

lent a guy my copy of glamorama on the plane because his phone died and he opened it and went “it opens with a hitler quote?” and i immediately went to explain ellis is a weird guy and then he stops me and goes “no this is awesome!!” wtf is going on in houston

woke up with a bad ache in my hip but i still had to get up and walk 10 miles #ilovemyjob

3 years ago i would’ve smoked both of these without caring

A stolen service and support dog has been safely reunited with his blind human after more than two months. Bam Bam, a 14-year-old dachshund, was taken from Angel Santiago's Chicago yard the night of June 5. Santiago had let Bam Bam out to potty when he heard two men enter his

how i’ve felt the past couple of days

boys don’t even go by nicknames anymore they’re all just rawdogging it with names like michael and anthony

this is exactly what the audience at rebecca black was like and it was fantastic

halloween costume idea: slutty walrus from tusk

i wanna be the only pony u can bet on

. Right Wing Cope i want u sooouu badddd🤤🤤🤤