Guitar and humor is my expression of joy and success. My career is the cause. Goddamn, I need a job. 🙃

Started my new (dream) job at the end of November. Awesome guitar playing has since resumed. STILL trying to build up to Zakk Wylde energy; it cannot be faked.

My life is kinda fucked up, but I’m making a career switch to music. Life’s bullshit is no inspiration for me, so we’ll see how it goes. 🖕✌️

Had to sell my house and my share of its value (half) is not enough to buy something that’s not complete garbage. So I need a mortgage, but no one will give me one ‘cuz I have no income, so I’m back to doing software again. 🖕long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll, I guess

@AskRBC our mom apparently has a friend somewhere high in the company that got us connected. Fortunately, my sister was able to sign in time

RT Seymour Duncan: Is this you? How often do you change strings? Don't change often.. I like the extreme differences

@ianthegnome Official Motörhead that's a BIG chin! :)

@BarbaranneWylde maybe he was afraid to do it that way, though I really have no idea; I'm just an ignorant fan, heh :)

@BarbaranneWylde some day I'd love to get a big piece of property and a bunch of dogs like you guys have.. cats too, heh.. let em run around

@nickh1877 Anonymous Press  Tom Morello Yeah, we should've just let Hitler kill all the Jews. That is what you're saying, right?

I bought a Strat a while back but I just never feel like playing it. I just keep going for the Les Paul.

AerosmithMatt Joe Perry @Aerosmith 100% chance of rock!

Best rap lyric ever: "My shit flows like water" - Me

Rock Science board game rockscience.tv/games/board-ga… looks awesome

@BarbaranneWylde Zakk Wylde that song is a masterpiece... the way the solo continues at the end too is a healthy punch in someone's gut

@BarbaranneWylde now might be the right time to remain seated during the national anthem.

"I like veterans who weren't captured" - Donald Trump

@BarbaranneWylde John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦 yeah, if they pull science, they're clearly attempting to dumbify the country

Threatening nuclear war on Twitter feels like a terms of service violation