I have no problems that couldn't be solved by a teaspoon-sized lemming

DQ at the start of the season was like…..😅😅 #DallasCowboys

Masters players looking for a team:

Biden has already lowered the Trump deficit by over $350,000,000,000 and America is now on track for the largest deficit reduction in history this year: $1.3 TRILLION.

I guess he needs a woman who cooks since he can't feed a receiver.

This guy is nuts!! Shit disrespectful to say some shit like this!! Bosa brothers are different!!!

Screw performative “Mothers are God’s gift to the world BS.” I want substantial policy changes that make being a mother in this country less difficult.

Hi. My name is Paul. I have a PhD and tenure. Today I decided to test if a bottle of super glue was open by squirting it into my hand. Then I tried to clean my hand by wiping it on a box.

If you don't know about the first rule of playing club ultimate, here's a comic for you. We like to call it "Club Club." (1/3)

gon ruin ya own peace tryn address everything, let it go

Candy dragon spotted!

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A list of reminders for all the homies out there who are too hard on themselves. ♡

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Id love to be in DFW right now. I bet the scene is wild!