For you, Diogo. 🖤❤️ 12' | 1-0 | #B04TSG

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing. 😂

That’s a serious belly

There is a snake in my kitchen,and it has been living there for the past 3 months now😪 what can I use to ki!ll it? It doesn't come out in the afternoon but midnight only which made it impossible for me to k!ll. Is there Any ways I can get rid of it?

if your whole personality is hating men… congrats, men are still your personality.

Sometimes satan is innocent 😂😂😂

Money doesn’t make a man valuable. His mindset, morals, and actions do. His worth isn’t tied to the size of his bank account, it’s in how he lives.

4-0 up, Rice can easily get a clear shot away or set up Gyokeres free 1v1. Chooses not to due to his desperation to get 15 year old Dowman on the score sheet, creating a PL record. Disgraceful mentality Rice, doesn't he know Gyokeres dumped his girlfriend to change leagues.

Naaahhhh, I had high hopes in him but then… 👀

Gyokeres started hovering as soon as the penalty was given LOOOL bro said “I’ll take it from here” 😂😂😂

Some people wey use bus enter Ghana go still insult am

Grown women, career women are afraid of being cancelled by 200 level girls here. Chai 🤦🏽‍♀️

The highest level of misogyny is seen among those old men that play drafts/ludo. If a Twitter misogynist meets a real misogynist, by the end of that discussion the Twitter misogynist will be defending women.

If you cannot fit Kobbie Mainoo into your system, you have a problem with your system.

Do you realize how fucking stupid you have to be to watch this shit for 29 games and think “yeah this system is working”

I can’t lie and you guys can bookmark this tweet. If we draw and lose to Burnley next week I’m Amorim Out. This cannot continue

Amorim is genuinely, no joke, this is pure facts, the WORST manager in our history. Lower win rate than the likes of Neville at Valencia, Gerrard at Villa etc. The fact his name gets chanted weekly by ‘United fans’ is the perfect showcase of how embarrassingly low our standards

I cannot defend a manager who: - Takes Amad off for Diogo Dalot - Plays Mount in the pivot before Mainoo - Brings Ugarte on every game after he keeps being awful - Brings two defenders on when we need to win the game with Mainoo and Zirkzee on the bench. THIS IS GENUINELY

Phew

Mbeumo will handle infrastructure, Cunha will handle Agriculture, Sesko will handle entertainment 😭😭😭