Well that game sucked. Time to jack off

opps ain’t hebrew but they pockets israelite

better luck next time white boy

Steph Curry on the Warriors

When I was 16, I got a great haircut. I felt in that moment my hair would be with me forever. Now I know it shall not see 30.

BOTH Steph Curry and Devin Booker are telling the refs that Steph was fouled 😭 They intentionally fouled Steph 3 times 💀

Yeah this stinks

"Oh look, here comes our unemployed, no house or wife son."

Do you still believe you're getting a gf this year? Because at 27 it's marginal, right?

“My Caracas. My dune.”

“Guilty. Is that what you want to hear?” “You admit you poisoned the king?” “No. Of that, I'm innocent. I'm guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I'm guilty of Norwooding.” “You are not on trial for Norwooding.” “Oh, yes I am. I've been on trial for that my entire life.”

Shohei Ohtani (.282): “Greatest of all time” “no one like him” “Best to ever do it” Punxsutaweny Phil (.390): “Fraud” “Washed” “No believes him anyways”

Just found a guy on instagram reels who forces bees to sting him on his forehead to stimulate growth of a better hairline and he just eats the bees alive after they sting him

you relapsed on yearning didn’t u

Your girl and her male coworker for 40 hours a week btw

every time I wake up I got burger on my mind can I get a combo #7 coke and fries

Suffering and tribulation has caused him to ascend. Dune shit.

When your friend is telling you a bad beat story but he is also your ride home