Driving 40 mins just to try a new gym 🤭

things i’m doing today: - going to the gym - absolutely nothing else

My girlfriend further solidified her commitments to me and our union and gifted me with a promise ring 😍💍 the thought and attention to detail that went into picking this ring was phenomenal 🥹 I love you eternally. can’t wait to ring you back shorty. 😘 BA$TARD™

they love your heart just as much as your skin, virgo.

People don’t be afraid of STDs enough for me. I be terrified lmaoo.

your thoughts are loud today, virgo. your heart is still right.

Black, fem, usually has adhd with (extreme) time blindness that looks kinda like a bratz doll.

Work has been fucking me in every hole in my body!

I find it so funny that my apartment is doing a free wax event a couple days before rent is due😂

I personally cannot date anyone w kids. Not bc there’s anything wrong. I just don’t want to lol not when I know I have the option not to

Sitting on my couch butt ass naked with a glass of wine>>

June beginning on a Sunday just feels…right. I hope June is so good to everyone

Good morning to the gays and the gays ONLY! Happy pride month bookies 😚

I can’t stop laughing 😆 The last sent me 🤣🤣

Adding to my morning routine on top of other vitamins 💜

Now why didn’t anyone warn me about the texture of Slippery Elm🤮

#Virgo gets irritated if you try to force them to communicate. If they decide not to on a particular day, trust that its for a good reason.

Y’all are too funny 😭

I want some moist carrot cake🥹