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who doesn’t love a family bbq 🍖

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lost lands crater looks like riddim hunger games

Alcohol made you do it, but you shaved before going

this would prob work on a lot of u

In a generation where it's easier to run away, ghost someone, or swipe to the next person…Appreciate those who choose to stay, communicate how they feel, and are willing to work things out.

Not very baccarat rouge 540 of u😟

Chinese Zoo admits their “pandas” were painted dogs via AsiaWire

go-to strat from your favorite gaslighter be like:

Wow 🤯 Dallas, what an incredible opening night! We are so thankful for your support & had an amazing time celebrating with you - see you tonight for round two with Tiësto 🎉 📸: Tyler Church

it’s shaping up to be an “el sonidito” kind of night i’m afraid 😧

When you were at lost lands, I studied reason rack. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered sound design. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated LUFS. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the

As a former Lost Lands chef for 10+ years I can say the reason why they cook the chicken medium rare is so it can act as a chew toy for when you’re nutcracker jawing at the rotating lazer stage

You’re not scary you’re just weird