Did it hurt? When you showed a friend your favorite comedy film and they sat there in stone silence the entire time

nikkie tutorials paying homage to marsha p “pay it no mind” johnson. yes i am crying

Yankee Candle's Stages of Abstraction Level 1: The scent represents a physical object where the object's aroma is one of its distinct properties.

Schools, PLEASE stop giving out perfect attendance awards, or count kids who only have excused absences. Stop rewarding kids for going to school sick. Stop training kids that they should sacrifice their mental and physical health for work.

the craziest thing abt being a kid is that u can go through the most traumatic night of ur life and you’ll just have to go to school the next day

'nightmare scenario'

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

Check out the chat-voted purple Glitterbeard (TM) and my Yun-Jin DBD cosplay on Instagram! Thanks again for $51k raised for Trevor Project this weekend! 🤗I'm gonna go finally eat now bye instagram.com/p/CXsJ-tqsahp/

Christmas with the Cyrus family 💚 Guess who the only one not stoned is? 🐻

Good morning to this Nicolas Cage photoshoot and this Nicolas Cage photoshoot only.

Oh you want to hang out on Friday? Sorry, but I'm booked solid that day. I have a 5-minute phone call to make that I'll spend 7 hours procrastinating and dreading.

“THEYRE COMING FOR THE GAYS NEXT” Every single trans person looking at one another rn: yeah uhhh they’re already attacking us so could y’all like please give a shit about the T part of LGBT or something?… anything?… yes, no, maybe???… hello?… anyone?…

Working my ass off to not even break even on bills. How can I go to work when I cannot afford the GAS to get to work? Life sucks man

It’s really that time of the year!

Gem, Gemm n Gemmy ( Full Short )

I gotta stop smoking 🤦🏾‍♂️ my high ass been looking for my sandwich for like 10 mins 😩😩🤣